i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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