i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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