Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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