I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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