foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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