We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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