Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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