in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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