i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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