I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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