i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
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how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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