i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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