i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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