marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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