The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I need mimosas to revive my soul
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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