You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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