i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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