Pappa wants mamma naked
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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