only if we run a train.
done.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
