There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize