Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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