Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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