There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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