Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
