Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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