He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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