But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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