Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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