Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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