ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Green mimosas i think yes
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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