Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Randomize
