I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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