also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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