either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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