summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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