what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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