I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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