I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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