Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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