i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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