We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
there was a trapeze. enough said
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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