ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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