I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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