Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
My boob is missing a layer of skin
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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