I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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