Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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