You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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