God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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