better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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