Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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