I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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