There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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