summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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