That's when you crack a 10am beer
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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