Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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