i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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