The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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