Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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