didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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